Wednesday, December 17, 2008

HERESSSSS....GARETH!

Guess what our buddy Gareth has a blog and podcast. Check it out! We're always amazed when a Poker Degen is productive. Good job Gareth keep it up! You can follow the link here or check out our ever growing link list. (Picture may not be to scale)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

HEY BUY SOME STUFF...I'M BROKE!

Just for you degens I have set up poker movies and books for you guys and girls to enjoy. If you buy from this blog I get money. Not much money. But more than your average Cambodian child working in a factory making Nike shoes. So check it out, it's almost Christmas. Do your last minute shopping here at the POKERDONKEYS BLOG!

EPISODE38 - Is Something Coming Up? (NEW SHOW)

Great show and a special guest...BIG JOKER! One of you guys join us live on this epidsode. Poker Degenerates LIVE! We interview BIG JOKER and make fun of Slade for not holding down his wine coolers. We also make fun of him for not taking the phone with him to the bathroom when he was vomiting (idiot)! Anyway I told you there would be a show this weekend (if you count Monday as a weekend). Email us to be on the guest list when we set up another LIVE version of the "GREATEST POKER PODCAST ON EARTH!" (Poker Donkeys of course)

Friday, December 12, 2008

A NEW SHOW THIS WEEKEND!

A new podcast this weekend. That's two weeks in a row! Would you like to know when? Email us at Pokerdonkeys@gmail.com and tell us that you want to be on the podcast list. Everytime we schedule a show on talkshoe.com an email will be sent to you directly. Then you can join us live! Let's get drunk together! (Until Slade pukes that is.)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

POKERSTARS GET THE "RUNS" IN MEXICO!

The PokerStars Latin American Poker Tour's Nuevo Vallarta main and side events have been canceled due to what the LAPT calls "an indefinite suspension served on one of its local partners."
Tournament organizers made the announcement at 5 p.m. CT on Saturday afternoon at the Marival Grand and Club Suites resort in Nuevo Vallarta, Mexico, more than 18 hours after play was halted by Mexican gaming officials late on Day 1 of what was supposed to be a three-day event.
The 89 players still holding chips at the time of the suspension of play will each receive at least double the $2,500 buy-in from the tournament's $568,850 prize pool, with any remainder being dispersed based on each player's approximate chip count at the interruption of play. The 89 survivors will also receive $500 from PokerStars. Get the full Pokerlistings article here.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

WE HAVE A NEW FRIEND!

Hey everyone guess what? Someone likes us! Check out a great Poker Blog on our link list. You know it takes alot for us to promote you (You just have to ask) so this blog must be awesome! SYNDI N POKER is a great blog with tons of info and a very cool look. So check out SYNDI N POKER and let us know what you think. KEEP ON PLAYING YOU DONKEYS! Click Here

Saturday, December 6, 2008

EPISODE37 - Donkey Trivia!/Poker News/Suprise Ending!

A new donkey trivia question this week. Poker news belive it or not. Slade proves that we are drinking in the most disgusting way. All this and more on this episode of POKERDOKEYS! Great episode love the ending believe me this was not stage Slade clearly lost it. Check it out.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Clonie Gowen Goes Heads Up Against The Full Tilt Team!

Hell hath no wrath than a Clonie scorned! Clonie Gowen is taking the The Full Tilt Team to court. She claims that they haven't paid her completely for services rendered (chaca chaca bow wow)! Defendents include Phil Ivey, Howard Lederer and Patrick Antonious. Here's the link to the story: Click Here

PETER EASTGATE WINS WSOP MAIN EVENT...THEN LOSES!?

That's right this year's WSOP main event champion is not only the youngest player to win (Sorry Phi11) but is also the first player to lose most of it to the Danish Government! Thanks to a government that sticks it to its citizens with incredibly high taxes Eastgate is only going to keep 3 of the 9.1 million he won. OUCH! Well Pete there's always food stamps. Here's the link to the story: Click Here

A NEW SHOW IS COMING- REALLY!!!!


I mean it, really! A new show tonight at Midnight EST. USA TIME!

ONLINE CHEATERS ON 60 MINUTES!

AP and UB were exposed this weekend on 60 minutes. It only took a year. Anyway the upsetting thing is that nothing has happened to these cheaters. DAMN IT! Beware of the random generator!!! In case you don't watch 60 minutes here is the story in 2 parts.

PART 1


PART 2

Thursday, September 4, 2008

EPISODE28 - We're Back!/Gustav Vs. Slade/Negranau Fun Facts!

Great to be back after a time away. We are back despite a hurricane and my laziness! Great show love the news thanks Slade he did all the research what a guy! Hey if you never listened to our show check it out. You might get 1 dollar! Wow! Anyway hope to do another next week! (maybe). Now I'll find more to post....GO EAGLES! and GO POKER DONKEYS!

Monday, July 21, 2008

WSOP STARTS ON ESPN...THE ROAD TO NOVEMBER BEGINS (SIGH)

ESPN starts broadcasting events for the WSOP 2008 beginning with the $10,000 Pot Limit Hold Em event. The road to the November final table begins. Wake me when we get there (Kidding). Here's the U.S. based TV schedule. To all our international Donkeys I'll update you guys as I get the information.

July 22 -- 8-10 p.m. $10,000 pot-limit hold 'em
July 29 -- 8-10 p.m. $1,500 no-limit hold 'em
Aug. 5 -- 8-10 p.m. $5,000 mixed hold 'em
Aug. 12 -- 8-10 p.m. $1,000 no-limit hold 'em with rebuys
Aug. 19 -- 8-10 p.m. $50,000 HORSE
Aug. 26 -- 8-10 p.m. $10,000 pot-limit Omaha
Sept. 2 -- 8-10 p.m. $10,000 no-limit hold 'em main event
Sept. 9 to Oct. 28 -- 9-11 p.m. $10,000 no-limit hold 'em main event
Nov. 4 -- 8-10 p.m. WSOP main event final table preview show
Nov. 11 -- 9-11 p.m. WSOP main event final table

HIGH STAKES POKER IS BACK! GSN DOESN'T SUCK!

After numerous postings by a GSN executive stating that High Stakes Poker was being picked up, someone came up with a bright idea! EMAIL GSN! So they did and got a response:

"This comment circulating around several poker sites was fraudulently posted by someone claiming to be a GSN board member. While many parts of the statement are inaccurate, GSN has picked up the option on the 5th season of HIGH STAKES POKER and continues to enjoy poker on its air."-Jennifer Minezaki, Director of Public Relations at GSN

Yea! It looks like HSP is back on the air at GSN. So they do like ratings(Go Figure). Well, if it is indeed true, then I guess we here at POKERDONKEYS owe a little apology to the GAME SHOW NETWORK. So here it is........sorry. Okay now that we're all friends again keep posted to POKERDONKEYS: ONLINE POKER BLOG! for the full schedule of Season 5 when it's announced. Go GSN!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

POKER AFTER DARK SEASON 4 EPISODE 1

Here is the first episode of NBC's Poker After Dark. Check out the new high stakes cash format!


Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4

HIGH STAKES POKER IS NOW POKER AFTER DARK?

NBC's Poker After Dark began its fourth season this week. This time, however, the show featured high-stakes cash games with $200/$400 blinds a minimum buy-in of $100k and a maximum of $250k instead of a "winner take all" tournament.
The first table included 21-year-old Tom "durrrr" Dwan, Phil Hellmuth, high-stakes player Mike Baxter, Allen Cunningham, Cirque du Soleil CEO Guy Laliberté and cash-game pro David "Viffer" Peat. Apperantly NBC wanted to recreate the fireworks shared between Dwan and Hellmuth during the National Heads-Up Championship when Dwan's pair of 10's cracked Hellmuth's Aces sending the 11 time braclet winner of on a Phi11-like tantrum.
Leeann Tweeden (pictured above..ouch!), made her debut as the program's new host. Tweeden's career highlights include being a Playboy lingerie model, an FHM cover girl, a longtime correspondent on the The Best Damn Sports Show Period and the honor of being named among the top Hooters Girls of all time.
The new format was inspired by GSN's High Stakes Poker which was pulled off the air due to incredibly high ratings for the network. Thank goodness now GSN can show more episodes of the low rated Press Your Luck and Card Sharks instead. Good job GSN it's not like ratings mean anything. (Idiots)

WPT ON FOX!


WPT is back on TV! It was announced that Fox Sports Net will brodcast season VII of the World Poker Tour.
"The World Poker Tour has a track record as the ultimate brand name in televised poker," said George Greenberg, FSN Executive Vice President of Programming and Production. "FSN is very happy to televise such quality content and we look forward to future programming opportunities with the WPT."
"FSN and News Corporation are two incredible powerhouses in the television industry that have played key roles in the growth and popularity of televised poker," said Steve Lipscomb, WPT Founder, President and CEO. "It couldn't be a better fit for WPT and our fans. We're thrilled."
While details of the official timeslot and viewing schedule have not been disclosed, it is known that the Bellagio Cup, which has just wrapped, will be the focus of the first two episodes of Season VII. Season VI will continue to air on GSN.

Friday, July 18, 2008

FREE ONLINE POKER

PITBULL POKER REVIEW: US PLAYERS ACCEPTED!
As one of the last pokersites offering free money without a deposit Pitbull Poker is slowly becoming one of today's most interesting sites. It's a completely flash site design which works for both PC and MAC users. It has plenty of low limit tables and although it's primary focus is on Texas Hold Em they do offer other games as well. Of course there's plenty of freerolls so you don't have to use your free $10 right away. More importantly Pitbull Poker is still young and unknown so the fish there are biting. Play sound donkey free poker and you should do well. Finally you could withdraw your money after 200 comp points. You get 4 points for every dollar raked but there are other ways to get points the website has the details. So try it today and take advantage of the free $10 offer while it lasts. Just click on the link below, sign up and start making that cash baby! No bonus code needed! Good Luck Donkeys!


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

AND THEN THERE WERE 9...WSOP 2008 UPDATE!

That's it we have a final table. I can't wait to see who wins the main event....in NOVEMBER! Okay I get it ESPN controls all even the WSOP but man I hope no one gets hit by a truck before then. Tiffany Michelle unfortunately didn't make the final table. Although she had a good amount of chips she lost it all and came in 17th taking home over $334,534. No matter at least this gave us a reason to share one more picture of our new favorite player.....

Now wasn't that nice? I hope you all appriciate the way I tried to make this post over the top sexist! (That's for you PokerGrump). Okay now let's appriciate another beauty as AMY MACBRIDE offers up the last pokerlistings.com WSOP video update till November. (Check out the outtakes and the very bizzare ending)

MAIN EVENT DAY 7

THE WSOP 2008 NOVEMBER NINE!

Dennis Phillips
26,295,000 Chips

Ivan Demidov
24,400,000 Chips

Scott Montgomery
19,690,000 Chips

Peter Eastgate
18,375,000 Chips

Ylon Schwartz
12,525,000 Chips

Darus Suharto
12,520,000 Chips

David 'Chino' Rheem
10,230,000 Chips

Craig Marquis
10,210,000 Chips

Kelly Kim
2,620,000 Chips

Monday, July 14, 2008

WATCH "DEAL" HERE FREE!

From poker to pirates we have it all on your favorite blog POKERDONKEYS!. Okay so this movie sucked like a porn star at the box office but is it a bad poker movie? Decide for yourself by clicking on the link and watching the movie completely free! (while it lasts)

Who's left? WSOP 2008 Update!

With only 27 players left in day 7 at the WSOP 2008 the top names are all gone. The last two to fall were Phill Helmuth followed by Mike Matasow...sigh (maybe next year). So who's left? Well, among the finalists are former bracelt winner Brandon Cantu and current chip leader Dennis Phillips. However Poker Donkeys! has found a player among the chip leaders that we believe could win it all. Tiffany "HOTCHIPS" Michelle! That's right, the only girl in the bunch is not only one heck of a player but she's also HOT! Poker Donkeys! fully supports "Hot Chips" on her way to winning the WSOP 2008. You go girl! Now for another HOT girl here's Amy McBride with the video updates from the nice folks at pokerlistings.com.


MAIN EVENT DAY 5



MAIN EVENT DAY 6

Wow poker and hot chicks we're becoming like those other poker blogs!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WSOP 2008 BRACLET WINNERS!

Here is the current list of braclet winners for this year's WSOP. Congrats to all especially to the Prince of Poker Scotty Nguyen! Just win baby!'

WSOP 2008 Braclet Winners!
$10,000 World Championship Pot-Limit Hold'em (Event 1) Nenad Medic $794,112
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 2) Grant Hinkle $831,462
$1,500 Pot-Limit Hold'em (Event 3) David Singer $214,122
$5,000 Mixed Hold'em (Limit/No-Limit) (Event 4) Erick Lindgren $374,505
$1,000 No-Limit Hold'em w/ReBuys (Event 5) Michael Banducci $636,736
$1,500 Omaha Hi-Low Split-8 or Better (Event 6) Thang Luu $243,342
$2,000 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 7) Matt Keikoan $550,601
$10,000 World Championship Mixed Event (Event 8) Anthony Rivera $483,688
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em / Six Handed (Event 9) Ralph (Rep) Porter $372,843
$2,500 Omaha/Seven Card Stud Hi-Low-8 or Better (Event 10) Farzad Rouhani $232,911
$5,000 No-Limit Hold'em Shootout (Event 11) Phillip Tom $477,990
$1,500 Limit Hold'em (Event 12) Jimmy Shultz $257,049
$2,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 13) Duncan Bell $666,777
$10,000 World Championship Seven Card Stud (Event 14) Eric Brooks $415,856
$1,000 Ladies No-Limit Hold'em World Championship (Event 15) Svetlana Gromenkova $224,702
$2,000 Omaha Hi-Low Split-8 or Better (Event 16) Andrew Brown $226,483
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em Shootout (Event 17) Jason Young $335,565
$5,000 No-Limit 2-7 Draw Lowball w/ReBuys (Event 18) Mike Matusow $537,862
$1,500 Pot-Limit Omaha (Event 19) Vanessa Selbst $227,965
$2,000 Limit Hold'em (Event 20) Daniel Negreanu $204,874
$5,000 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 21) Scott Seiver $755,891
$3,000 H.O.R.S.E. (Event 22) Jens Voertmann $298,253
$2,000 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 23) Blair Hinkle $507,563
$2,500 Pot-Limit Holdem/Omaha (Event 24) Max Pescatori $246,471
$10,000 World Championship Heads Up No-Limit Hold'em (Event 25) Kenny Tran $539,056
$1,500 Seven Card Razz (Event 26) Barry Greenstein $157,643
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 27) Vitaly Lunkin $628,417
$5,000 Pot-Limit Omaha W/Rebuys (Event 28) Philip Galfond $817,781
$3,000 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 29) John "Razor" Phan $434,789
$10,000 World Championship Limit Hold'em (Event 30) Rob Hollink $496,931
$2,500 No-Limit Hold'em / Six Handed (Event 31) Dario Minieri $528,418
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 32) Jose-Luis Velador $574,734
$5,000 World Championship Seven Card Stud Hi-Low Split-8 or Better (Event 33) Sebastian Ruthenberg $328,756
$1,500 Pot-Limit Omaha W/ReBuys (Event 34) Layne Flack $577,725
$1,500 Seven Card Stud (Event 35) Michael Rocco $135,753
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 36) Jesper Hougaard $610,304
$10,000 World Championship Omaha Hi-Low Split-8 or Better (Event 37) David Benyamine $535,687
$2,000 Pot-Limit Hold'em (Event 38) Davidi Kitai $244,583
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 39) David Woo $631,550
$2,500 2-7 Triple Draw Lowball - Limit (Event 40) John "Razor" Phan $151,911
$1,500 Mixed Hold'em - limit/no-limit (Event 41) Frank Gary $219,562
$1,000 Seniors No-Limit Hold'em World Championship (Event 42) Dan Lacourse $368,832
$1,500 Pot-Limit Omaha Hi-low Split-8 or Better (Event 43) Martin Klaser $216,249
$1,000 No-Limit Hold'em w/ReBuys (Event 44) Maxwell Greenwood $693,392
$50,000 World Championship H.O.R.S.E. (Event 45) Scotty Nguyen $1,989,120
$5,000 No-Limit Hold'em / Six Handed (Event 46) Joe Commisso $911,855
$1,500 Seven Card Stud Hi-Low-8 or Better (Event 47) Ryan Hughes $183,368
$2,000 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 48) Alexandre Gomes $770,540
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 49) J.C. Tran $631,170
$10,000 World Championship Pot Limit Omaha (Event 50) Marty Smyth $859,549
$1,500 H.O.R.S.E. (Event 51) James Schaaf $256,412
$1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (Event 52) David Daneshgar $625,443
$1,500 Limit Hold'em Shootout (Event 53) Matthew Graham $278,180
$500 Casino Employees No-Limit Hold'em (Event 55) Jonathan Kotula $87,929

I'M BACK! LATEST WSOP 2008 RESULTS!

Hey Poker Degenerates I'm back from a much needed vacation. Sorry about not updating I did plan to do it...yeah right! Anyway the WSOP MAIN EVENT is on and there's 144 players remaining. The disturbing thing about this year's main event is not that the final table is 3 months away or that the top prize is 9mil. No, the disturbing part is that the cut off to make the money this year was at 666! AHHHHHH WSOP-World SATAN of Poker! Someone call Chris Ferguson to perform an exorcism! Here are the latest Pokerlistings.com video updates!


MAIN EVENT DAY 1A


MAIN EVENT DAY 1B


MAIN EVENT DAY 1C


MAIN EVENT DAY 1D


MAIN EVENT DAY 2A


MAIN EVENT DAY 2B


MAIN EVENT DAY 3


MAIN EVENT DAY 4

That's all for now. Now you're updated so please no more emails. Play on Donkeys!

Monday, June 23, 2008

JESUS LOSES...WINNER SENT TO HELL! (Kidding)

Here are the updates for the WSOP 2008 over this past weekend. Unfortunately Chris "Jesus" Ferguson lost at EVENT 33 Seven card stud hi/lo 8 or better. Despite having an incredible chip lead there would be no mircle for Jesus as he loses to Sebastian Ruthenberg. Congrats to David Benyamine (Not Benjamin...he's french) for finally winning his first WSOP bracelt in EVENT 37! Also congrats to gansta Lane Flack for winning EVENT 34 No limit Omaha that's his 6th (one for the thumb baby!) Don't forget to vote on our POKER DONKEYS POKER POLL come on it's not like you have anything better to do...kidding! Now check out the angelic AMY MACBRIDE with the Pokerlistings.com updates!




EVENT 31





EVENTS 32 and 33





EVENTS 34 and 35





EVENTS 36 and 37




EVENT 38

EPISODE 24-WSOP 2008 UPDATES/FREE GAS FOR SEX!/10 CENT POKER STAKE!

Another week and another great episode of POKER DONKEYS PODCAST! The poker donkeys strategy upadtes are funny but I think they have run it's course but I'll leave it up to you guys all 19 listeners. That is this week's poll so vote and let us know. Our degenreate poker show is your degenerate poker show. Also if you want something to be covered or you just want to tell us we suck or not let us know at pokerdonkeys@gmail.com! Thanks for all the support...really!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

MORE MONEY FOR THE POOR...ROBIN HOOD WINS!

WSOP 2008 UPDATE (MIDWEEK EDITION)
There is so much going on I just had to update this blog. First congrats to BERRY GREENSTEIN (The Robin Hood of Poker) for winning EVENT 26 Seven card RAZZ. Soon after winning Robin Hood flew to the 10,000 Limit Hold em championship good luck to Berry and good luck to the poor! KENNY TRAN wins EVENT 25 The Heads Up Championship by going all in on the turn while chasing a flush. He hit on the river of course and made Poker Donkeys everywhere proud! (HEE HAW HEE HAW) By the way PHIL HELMUTH failed to win his 12 braclet as he came in 8th at EVENT 28 Pot Limit Omaha w/ Rebuys. Sorry Phil I guess we still have to spell his name P-H-I-1-1! Check out the other events on these pokerlistings.com video updates. Hey Amy MacBride is starting to get funny. Good job Amy!


EVENTS 23 and 24


EVENTS 25 and 26


EVENTS 27 and 28


EVENTS 29 and 30



Tuesday, June 17, 2008

LAKERS SUCK!


That's all I wanted to say about that.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

MIKE MATASOW WINS TWICE!

That's right the original Poker Donkey win twice during this WSOP 2008. Not only did he win another bracelt for Event 18 No-Limit 2-7 Draw Lowball but he won a prop bet in which he lost 60 lbs in one year. Of course he said that he had to starve himself that last week to do it but who cares. Good Job Mike! Also congrats to Danny Negraneu . "Kid Poker" won Event 20 $2000 Limit Hold Em event then promptly made an ass of himself. Check out Episode 23 of POKERDONKEYS! to see what I mean. Here is this week's WSOP 2008 recap!

EVENTS 9 and 10




EVENTS 11 and 12



EVENTS 13 and 14



EVENT 15, 16 and 17



EVENT 18



EVENTS 19 and 20



EVENTS 21 and 22

EPISODE 23-POKER DONKEYS!

Better Late Than Never!
Well we did a show this week. I didn't know if we were but after a few technical glitches (of course) I think the show was alright. We actually spent a lot of time talking about poker. We also spent some time talking about things that still disturb me. Listen to episode 23 to find out what. Well WSOP is going strong and we talk about poker becoming NASCAR. Tune in to the next show on Saturday 6/14/2008 which should be our 3 hour poker spectacular! Join us live on Talkshoe.com! Keep playing like donkeys!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

THIS WEEK'S WSOP 2008 UPDATE!

Here is a recap of the first week at the WSOP 2008! CHECK OUT AMY MY-BRIDE ooops I mean AMY MACBRIDE!

EVENT 1



EVENT 2



EVENTS 3 AND 4


EVENTS 5 AND 6


EVENTS 7 AND 8


The action continues next week at WSOP 2008. Check out the week in review (or just check out AMY) here at POKER DONKEYS DEGEN POKER BLOG!

E-DOG WINS A BRACELET....FINALLY!

Eric Lindgren won the 2008 WSOP $5,000 Mixed Hold'em (Event 4) getting his first braclet. Here is an interview with "E-DOG"! Below is a list of well known players still looking for their first WSOP BRACELET! GOOD LUCK GUYS!


STILL LOOKING FOR THEIR BRACELETS!
1) Phill Gordon
2) Gus Hansen
3) Andy Bloch
4) Marcel Luske
5) Patrik Antonius

PS Thanks Pokernews.com!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

California Rocks!

Legal Online Poker maybe on it's way in California!
The California Gambling Control/Intrastate Online Poker Legalization Act recently passed the State Assembly and has moved to the State Senate for action. Poker Voters of America President Jim Tabilio reacted to the passage with this statement: "We hope to have this bill passed through the Legislature by the end of August
and signed into law in the fall,"
One of the sponsors of the bill Assemblyman Levine told Interactive Gaming News prior to AB 2026's advance to the State Senate. "I'm hopeful that within a little over a year, you'll be able to have legal Internet poker in California." If this passes I'll be able to legally lose money online! Yea!

Monday, June 2, 2008

EPISODE 22-UB CHEATS/WSOP IS ON!/SITE OF THE WEEK!

Good and sober show. It was going smoothly untill Slade mumbled his way through the "10 cent poker stake" so email us for the rules. Yes I gave away that I posted when I'll be playing for the Donkey Hunt on pokerstars and I'll do it again but not this post. Anyway in case you missed it here is the POKER DONKEYS! SITE OF THE WEEK!
Warning there's no nudity on the site. I'm sure Slade bought a few items for himself....ill...barf!
Good luck Degens!


YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE NENAD!


NENAD MEDIC!
WSOP 2008's first bracelet goes to Serbia's favorite son Nenad Medic who won the $10,000 Pot Limit Hold Em Event. Coming from 8th place to 1st place wasn't easy for this ZOHAN look alike! He had to kick the living crap out of some of today's top players like Andy Bloch, Mike Sexton, Phil Laak, Kathy Liebert, and Patrik Antonius. For his efforts Nenad gets $794,112 and pretty little bracelet. Congrats Nenad now go kick some butt!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

ULTIMATE CHEATERS!

UB released a statement concerning the use of SUPER USER accounts that had the ability to see players hole cards. The current owners released this statement:
"The individuals responsible were found to have worked for the previous ownership of UltimateBet prior to the sale of the business to Tokwiro in October 2006. Tokwiro is taking full responsibility for this situation and will immediately begin refunding UltimateBet customers for any losses that were incurred as a result of unfair play."
Tokwiro also owns Absolute Poker. I wonder if someone else owned that site before them as well? Anyway you can follow all the sorted details in this article:
http://vinnarayanan.casinocitytimes.com/articles/41941.html

Saturday, May 31, 2008

IT HAS BEGUN!


The WORLD SERIES OF POKER 2008 has begun with Event 1 "The $10,000 no amatures allowed Danny Negraneu cry baby pot limit hold em" (man that's a long title). The apex of the poker universe is ongoing and like every year I can't wait to see you wins the main event! Except that I have to wait 3 STINKING MONTHS! On a recent interview Jeffery Pollack (Commissionaire WSOP) stated that waiting 3 months will build anticipation like waiting for the winner of the Apprentice. Ahh, Jeff, they cancelled that show. YOUR FIRED! Anywhoo I linked a cool article which has the complete WSOP 2008 schedule on the bottom of the page. You can scroll down if you get tired of reading after 20 words. Wait, how long is this post? Well DEGENS I'm off the steal streaming video from the WSOP 2008 and post it on the POKER DONKEYS BLOG! Wish me luck!

Here's the article link: http://www.pokerstrategy.com/news/world-of-poker/WSOP-28-starts-today_06242

Thursday, May 29, 2008

PHI11 HELMUTH JR!

Phill on beer!


Phill on Tilt!

Which do you perfer?
What an ass!

POKER DONKEYS! BABE OF THE WEEK!


Name: Candi "Slim" Anderson
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: Unknown
Candi had two top ten finishes in last year's TONS OF FUN POKER event at the Shady Acres Fat Farm. She is a professional PLUS PLUS PLUS SIZE MODEL and a PORN STAR! In fact this picture is from her film "Big Girls and Short Guys"(you can almost see the guy)! Candi loves to eat and play poker. She works out everyday and takes lots of GAMMA-O! There's only one word to describe this poker babe...SEXY!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

EPISODE 21-A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING! MAN ARE WE DRUNG!?

Hey great show if you like nothing. Man tonight I think we both had a little too much to drink. Anyway a quick review. We talk about the reviews (Sir Steve You Are DA MAN!). We still are going with the Donkey Hunt! and will be playing sometime on Saturday between 9-12pm (PST) USA time hint hint. Now we are going with a new promo "Poker Donkeys 10 Cent Poker Stake" All the details are on the show (not this episode but try episode 2o). Don't forget Slade's precious gift of vomit! Yum! HEY AITOR YOU TOO ARE DA MAN! As are all you POKER DEGENS!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

LOVE FROM THE UK!


Listener Steve sent in this article from UK Poker Player Magazine. It's a review on us POKER DONKEYS! your favorite poker podcast. Not only that it's actually a pretty good review. We're listed under the Weirdest Podcasts but we wouldn't have it any other way. In nutshell here's what the review says.....
"poker donkeys! 60 minutes of complete insanity - you'll love it!
Imagine if you went to phone for a pizza, but instead got a crossed line with two women-hating rednecks who spoke non-stop for 60 minutes and only talked about poker for 10 of them. Welcome to poker doneys! Recorded over skype and boasting 'up to 17 listeners' it deals with big poker issues of the day, including which poker player you want to see in playboy, and transsexual whores. Presenters ken and slade play a sarcastic fanfare every time they mention Hellmuth, spend most of their time shouting 'can you hear me now?' and refer to Jennifer 'Jennicide' Lee as a 'bitch that needs to take her clothes off for attention'. Special."
Thanks again to listner Steve you're getting mad props on Episode 21!

EPISODE 20-WE'RE BACK!


Yes indeed finally after two months we finally have a new show on Talkshoe.com and Itunes. Thanks to all you Poker Degens for emailing while we were gone. The break had to do with stupidity and laziness combined. Slade and I have known each other along time and with any long term relationships (platonic of course) there are arguments. This last one lasted two months but it's over now. So now we are back reintroducing the show to the world. Of course this show had technical problems mostly on Slade's part that's because he lives in the middle of Nowhere, Lousiana. Move out of the sticks buddy! I really did listen to the other poker shows while we were gone and they do suck ass! Moving on we brought up a few poker topics on the show...wow! So now we would like to hear from you our beloved POKER DEGENS (Degenerates is case you were wondering) What do you think about....

1. Is waiting 3 months to play the WSOP main event final table a good idea?
2. Is the "Poker Boom" finally over?
3. Does Slade need to move before he does any more sound effects?

Catch us live next week on Monday at 3pm (EST)... or around that time anyway on Talkshoe.com.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

NEW WSOP 2008 SPONSOR- GAMMA-O?

Believe it or not this is the WSOP 2008 newest sponsor and not a moment too soon! Sombody get Daniel Negreanu a case! Slade brought us this gem on Episode 20 of Poker Donkeys! the podcast.

POKER BABE OF THE WEEK!


Helen Chamberlain

A British player, Helen Chamberlain is more well-known for her roles as a television star than for her poker skills. But, given her recent cash of $400,000 at the Poker Million: The Masters tournament, that may soon change.Helen is most notable as a television personality on numerous British sports broadcasts, as well as two other morning shows, The Big Breakfast, RI:SE - and Nickelodeon. Helen is also the proud owner of Birkspiel, a racing horse she purchased with some of her poker winnings. The horse has faired well, earning a first place and third place finish at major races since Helen became his presenter.


GSN SUCKS!


GSN sucks like a porn star! Why? Because they are dropping what has to be the best poker show on TV, HIGH STAKES POKER! Not only are they dropping HSP they may not pick up WPT either. We're going to be stuck watching "The Bachlorette" nooooo! Slade's right we need a Poker Channel contact your satellite and cable provider. Maybe Poker Donkeys! should be one of the shows on the new Poker Channel. The only problem is our faces man are we ugly! Here's the link to the article. Try not to cry.